There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
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i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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