Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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