TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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