you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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