can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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