Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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