One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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