Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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