Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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