Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
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By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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