**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
last night I used snow as a chaser
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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