wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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