I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
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Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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