the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
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It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
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Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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