Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
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