week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Do you remember whose house we're in?
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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