it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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