Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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