There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You're completely useless in the revolution.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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