ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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