I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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