I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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