Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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