Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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