I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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