i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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