Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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