How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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