For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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