U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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