3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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