im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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