Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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