Sry I called you an 8
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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