so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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