So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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