Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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