Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
