Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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