Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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