Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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