Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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