The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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