Whod you bang
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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