I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
It's official drugs can't kill me
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
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I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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