Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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