it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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