im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
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tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
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Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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