Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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