Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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