I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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