Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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