Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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