What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
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Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
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Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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