he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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