I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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