Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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