I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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