Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
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Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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